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Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Then came..
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Still no good.
Nuts and Butts
share office space ...
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Just Forget it!
Thumbs down again.
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Everyone loved it.
No way
No go.
What are tips for weight loss?
So, the docs changed it to read
Unacceptable again!
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No, not a chance
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Another attempt resulted in ...
When a narcissist mad at their new supply, do they take it out on the old supply?
So they tried
Freaks and Cheeks
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Loons and Moons
They put up a sign reading
Minds and Behinds
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Still no good
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